May 2013
blogging in front of your parents
its-for-jam-sherlock:
hiddlespudding11:
laugh-addict:
don’t be gay porn don’t be gay porn don’t be gay porn don’t be gay porn ugh
*stares intensely at a text post until parents leave*
cnnbreaking:
when you are so desperate you go to the second page of google results
inseptica:
shout out to girls with harsh voices and boys with fat thighs and to people who dont like a tv show but will still watch it with a good attitude if their friend wants to watch it and shout out to people who only rarely talk to their pets in baby voices and also to people who laugh at their own jokes and people who draw angry eyebrows on billboards i love you all
ponies-and-politics:
idreaminwords:
Do you ever look up from reading a book and get disoriented because you’re actually in your bedroom or class or somewhere that isn’t the story?
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE OMG
Dear Yahoo
mycroftgetoffmysheet:
lost-son-of-hephaestus-and-freya:
Sherlock is on hiatus…
Supernatural just had it’s season finale
Doctor who just had it’s season finale.
Merlin is over..
And we are waiting for Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D
Are you sure this is the best time to buy Tumblr?… Cause the whole fandom is actully this right now:
more like
fartgallery:
tulio-the-sassy-and-powerful-god:
tom-and-ben:
_pumpkin-ple-motherfckers:
fuckyoutomhiddleston:
If yahoo does end up buying tumblr and shuts it down
I just wanted everyone to know that
you’ve all been truly wonderful people
and
it was an honor blogging with you all
I truly love all of you and will miss you all
It was a great time. You will always be in my...
FUCK YAHOO
kushandwizdom:
..Leave Tumblr alone, go buy something else.
thesobergrandhighblood:
johnnybooboo:
raynesnotamouse:
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT.
Don’t you dare.
ATTACK!!
lzbth:
‘im not a feminist’ ‘why?’ ‘because i don’t hate men’
slenclerman:
all our urls will have to be .yahoo.tumblr.com
smilingemoticon:
tumble has been boguh t by yahooie. sherlockinas grab your jawns. supernaturlies grab the peppe r and ketchup. doctorwhoians get your time screwdriving. avengings regro up. we will not lose this war
tamaeki:
we should all just spam porn until yahoo leaves
cartoonmotioned:
benedictedcumberbabeof221:
jordan-has-lost-his-mind:
should we just get everyone on tumblr to post the werdest shit we have to scare away yahoo
im looking at you Sherlock fandom.
here we come
bring the crack au’s
nayx:
dont take this the wrong way but i think we should see other multicellular organisms
me in public:
me in the halls:
me in a crowd:
me when I meet someone new:
me at parties:
me in class:
me when someone tries to make small talk:
me at family gatherings:
me home alone: CAW CAW MOTHAFUCKAHS
me home alone: *dances about wildly*
me home alone: *shout-sings broadway tunes*
me home alone: BAHAHAHAHA FUCK EVERY SINGLE THING ABOUT THIS
me home alone: *makes derp faces in mirror*
me home alone: I'M JUST A POOR BOY, NOBODY LOVES ME
me home alone: *watches my shows and openly sobs and writhes from feels*
me home alone: PEACE OUT BITCHES I'M FREEEEEEEEE
sunshineface0014:
assbutt-in-the-garrison:
I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem
You can’t even see your problem
iheartfrenchi:
petition for you to not
kicthepj:
news: yahoo just bought tumblr
tumblr: do you hear the people sing singing the songs of angry men
i cybered on omegle today
You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: wanna cyber
Stranger: Depends are you a girl? ;)
You: ya
Stranger: And okay then, you start?
You: i come into ur bedroom
You: and ur sleeping
You: and i crawl under your blanket
Stranger: I'm still asleep
You: u feel me pulling down ur pants
You: and u wake up and smile
Stranger: I kiss you gently, still sleepy
You: then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed
You: cutting off your penis
Stranger: wait
You: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME
Stranger: Then what...?
You: I HATE YOU
Stranger: I didn't cheat
You: you bleed to death in your bed
Stranger: i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok
You: nobody ever knows what happened
You: i flee to mexico with your Mercedes
You: the end
Stranger: I have a mercedes?
You: not anymore faggot
Your conversation partner has disconnected.
nepetaquest:
arguments that should be used against Yahoo buying out Tumblr:
their initial offer is too low
possible unnecessary ad space
stricter regulations
arguments that should not be used against Yahoo buying out Tumblr:
“TUMBLR IS MEANT FOR OUTCASTS AND WEIRDOS ONLY”
“NO ONE ELSE IS ALLOWED TO TOUCH OUR SACRED GROUND”
“FANDOMS UNITE AGAINST FACEBOOKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
